Zorgsplat the Mighty

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Zorgsplat
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Joined: Mon May 11, 2009 12:20 am

Zorgsplat the Mighty

Post by Zorgsplat »

A gleeman once sang a song. Who knows why he sang it about a trolloc. But here it is......

Zorgsplat the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Szean as his sidekick
Fighting with her *cough err his* little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Zorgsplat—he's Zorgsplat the Mighty!
Oohhhhhh—
He's Zorgsplat the Mighty
He's really tidy
Everybody likes him
'Cause he has a funny grin
Zorgsplat—
Zorgsplat the Mighty!

Zorgsplat the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
He's Zorgsplat—
I'm Zorgsplat the Mighty!

Blood—valour—and victory! Ha-HA!
Zorgsplat the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
Look out! He's Zorgsplat--
Zorgsplat the Mighty!
Zorgsplat the Mighty!!!
Darak
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Re: Zorgsplat the Mighty

Post by Darak »

Someone's been watching waaaay too much Xena!

I'm making a note to have the tv removed from the Ko'bal lounge. You should be out killing more. :P
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